The Post's reporters, editors and other
IJI personnel are all fictional characters.
Click on a character to read their profile. 		To better understand how these characters relate
to each other, visit stories about reporters,
the post universe or the character's local bureau. 		 

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why it’s not funny
    P.F. Jones
C.E.O. of International Jones, Inc.
and Harbinger of the Apocalypse		   Vladimir Himler
IJI Synergy Czar 		 
     
     
     
  Chrone Osphere
Correspondent
in Time		   Chip Foxx
Conservative Pundit
& Columnist 		  The Army
of Truth
Corporate Saboteurs		  
       
       
       
                    Other


  Post Washington            
Woody Bernstein
Editor-in-Chief


  Shell Davis
White House
Correspondent		   x Henry Ubanks   x Ezra Dulles   Characters
                     

v
Dodge Enbern
Post Photographer


Vinnie Giovani
Crime Boss
Morningside Heights

v
Cameron Davis
Chrone and Shell's Temporal Paradox of a Daughter

v
Marmaduke Dumblebaum
Corrupt NY Senator

v
Scranton Strangler
Mediocre Murderer


Scranton Slasher
Killer / Carpet Peddler

v
Embedded Infidel
Middle East Correspondent

v
Captain Obvious
Cleveland Anarchist

v
Nero
Army of Truth Agent

NOTE: The Post's characters exist for the sole purpose of entertainment.
All interviewee's are fictional characters or public figures open to scrutiny and mockery.

 

 Post Manhattan              
Harvey Winton
Editor-in-Chief
  v Conner Banks   Lindsey Quinn   v Jennifer Cox  
  v Cindy Stopher   Colleen Yang   Frank Reede  
  Zelda   v Martha Benson
HR Director		   v Kiko Yamamoto
IT Specialist		  
                   
  Post Cleveland              
Whit Blanke
Editor-in-Chief
  v Charles Figgler   v Cynthia Figgler   v Daniel Randolph  
                 
  Post Los Angeles              
Gloria Wilson
Editor-in-Chief
    v Jim Stanton   v Charles Kim   v Doug Mayfield  
                   
  Post Kent          
v Steve Floyd
Editor-in-Chief		 Contributors:
 

~~~~~~~

  
                     
    Morning Star Gazette (Scranton)        
Thoroughgood Killjoy
Editor-in-Chief
  Robert Lampini   v Tim Zachery   Marge Schultz  
                   
  Other Morning After Post Reporters        
    Philip Waters
Washington Pulse
Reporter		   v Heather Styles
Fifteen Minutes
Reporter		   v Ryan Church
Post London Reporter		  
  v Gina Churchill
Post Atlanta
Reporter		   v Walter Hicks
Post Atlanta Reporter		   v Sarah Quigney
Post Topeka Reporter		  
  v Axel Williams
Post Detroit Reporter		   v Samantha Jordan
Post Detroit Reporter		   Selena B. Kim
DNN Talk-show Host		  
    v Bethany Cook
Religious Correspondent 		  Federico Marsala
Post Italia Reporter		   v Marcus Feldman
Post Orlando Reporter		  
  v Cynthia Sneed
ABS Scranton
Reporter		   v Hack Dawson
ABS Cleveland
Investigative Reporter		   v Trip Safety
ABS Sports 		 
  At the end of each story, click on to follow a string of that reporter's stories, from their earliest to most recent.
 To better understand how these characters relate to each other, visit stories about reporters, the post universe or the character's local bureau.
All characters created by Joel Tianello.